STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS – Reactions to the Movie Part 2 (STAR WARS: The Blog Strikes Back Post 2

Hello lovelies! Maddy C. back again with not only the other half of my reaction (s) to the movie, but also the second post in the STAR WARS: THE BLOG STRIKES BACK Series!

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So without further ado:

(Bit of a recap, THEY JUST FOUND THE MILLENNIUM FALCON!)giphy-3.gif

  1. Is Rey actually capable of flying this thing, or is this more of an arrogant ‘Young Anakin Skywalker – I’m the best pilot in the Galaxy’ type of thing?giphy.gif
  2. Speaking of which, when did she learn how to fly?
  3. They are going to crash.giphy-4.gif
  4. BB8, new favourite droid.
  5. Finn, you’re adorable, don’t stop.
  6. They’re free!giphy-33.gif
  7.  Please let this not be a new ‘Death Star’ scenario.
  8. IT’S HAN AND CHEWIE!
  9. They’re looking’ goooood!
  10. It had better be true.giphy-35.gif
  11. Does this mean we’re getting some valuable backstory now?
  12. No?  Ok
  13. Basically whatever good Leia did in reforming you two backfired tremendously.
  14. HA! CALLED IT!
  15. This is like Mos Eisley all over again.
  16. That monster looks like something from Doctor Who, and twice as deadly.
  17. Kay, Rey is AWESOME.
  18. These two are just the new power duo!
  19. Once again, Han and Chewie, back in the game, doin’ the impossible.
  20. Ok, maybe Rey does have the credential to back up her piloting and mechanic-ing
  21. This planet reminds me of Naboo, sort of.
  22. Rey had a sad childhood! Let me just take you and smother you with green and hugs and love you poor dear.
  23. That’s one ugly statue.
  24. Now this is like Mos Eisley.
  25.  or perhaps more accurately – Coruscant
  26. This lady looks like some warrior/wisewoman/hippie/mob-boss/ farmer.
  27. and it works for her.giphy-48.gif
  28. Kay, definitely rockin’ the calling people on their crap routine, miss ancient warrior/wisewoman/hippie/mob-boss/farmer lady.
  29. Finn, you were awesome until this exact moment.
  30. FIIIIIIIINNNNN!
  31. Kay, rude – I thought something was going to happen with you.
  32. Rey, have you watched any horror movies? NEVER FOLLOW THE SCREAMS OF KIDS TO FAR ROOMS OF A SLIGHTLY CREEPY LADIES PALACE/BAR
  33. WHAT!
  34. Why is Luke’s lightsaber in this far away chest?
  35. REEEEEEEEEY!
  36. Ok, backstory, this is good.
  37. SAD BACKSTORY! ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT!giphy-37.gif
  38. oh great, now she’s going to run away from her destiny.
  39. THAT NEVER WORKS!
  40. Aaand the Bad Guys are here.
  41. Why do the bad guys enjoy destroying people’s personal property so much?
  42. RUN REY!
  43. This is not turning out so good.
  44. KYLO’S HERE!
  45. Rey, you better book it and stop crying or you’ll get caught.
  46. ok, your sacrificing yourself for BB8 is a valid excuse to get caught – sort of.
  47. I take it back
  48. Kylo, why are you delicately carrying her over the threshold of your evil spacecraft like she is your bride or something?giphy-31.gif
  49. Saved in the nick of time!
  50. Hey! It’s Poe!giphy-2.gif
  51. He’s alive!
  52.  and Finn’s back as well.
  53. So Finn’s gonna be the new Jedi?
  54. WHAT DID THEY DO TO LEIA!?!
  55. Kay, she’s definitely got Botox.200_s.gif
  56. Carrie Fisher what did they do to you?
  57. She doesn’t even sound like Leia.
  58. Old couples make the best OTP’s.giphy-29.gif
  59. Finn/Poe => brotp.
  60. Wow, Kylo Ren is actually kinda cute; in a weird, loki-ish way
  61. GO REY!!!
  62. well that’s both cool and weird at the same time.
  63. MIND FORCE BATTLE
  64. Wow, Rey’s on top of things for never having left Jaku.
  65. ‘And I will drop my gun’ – and i will laugh my head off.
  66. Rey’s Awesome.
  67. R2! Why? You can’t be dead!
  68. Yes, Finn; make yourself useful.
  69. CORUSCANT!!!!!!
  70. Kay, that’s officially worse that the Death Star.
  71. LAST DITCH ATTEMPT TO SAVE THE GALAXY: GO!
  72. Han, you’re happy to be there, stop whining.
  73. Chewie, you’re happy to be there, stop whining.giphy-15.gif
  74. Finn, again; you’re adorable – don’t stop.
  75. HA! I understood that reference.
  76. Don’t worry Finn, I underestimated Rey too.
  77. GAME PLAN – ACTIVATE.
  78. Hey, it’s Kylo.
  79. He’s giving himself up?
  80. This is like the bridge scene in the city of the clouds.
  81. Is he going to kill Han?
  82. So he’s not going to kill him?
  83. He’s going to kill him.
  84. on the other hand he seems very genuine.
  85. He’s going to kill him.
  86. He’s maybe not going to kill him?
  87. HE KILLED HIS DAD HAN SOLO WHYWHYWHYWHY!?!?giphy-27.gif
  88. (called it 😦  )
  89. That was brutal.
  90. oh, Leia knows.
  91. WHHHHHYYYYYYYY!?!?!
  92. Chewie, I feel so bad for you; you guys have been together  before Leia.giphy-44.gif
  93. And Rey and Finn have been found out.
  94. RUUUUUUUUUN.
  95. I mean it though, RUN.
  96. Rey! Don’t get knocked out.
  97. This is bad.
  98. GO FINN!giphy-32.gif
  99. Every consecutive generation has less experience when facing the darkside, even Luke got a couple days with Ben before his first confrontation; Finn has about 5 minutes (ish) of experience with a lightsaber and he’s doing fairly well against Kylo-Ren.
  100. Aaaaand, he’s out.
  101. Kylo, you’re not General Grievous – so don’t start collecting lightsabers of the fallen now.
  102. Even if that lightsaber could very possibly be the oldest in existence.
  103. And Rey’s back!
  104. Rey’s awesome.
  105. This is such a good duel on so many levels.Rey fighting Kylo
  106. GO REY.
  107. no Rey.
  108. Don’t succumb to the dark side!
  109. HA
  110. GO REY!
  111. There’s almost no hope.
  112. Ok, there’s a little hope.
  113. Getofftheplanetgetofftheplanetgetofftheplanet.
  114. THEY WON!  THEY WON!  THEY WON!  THEY WON!giphy-45.gif
  115. Time for the party.
  116. You have to admit though, if you had to be killed by your son; being cremated via imploding planet sure would be the way to go.
  117. PARTAY!
  118. And have a sad sort-of reunion with Leia.
  119. R2’s ALIVE!
  120. And now Rey’s going to find Luke.
  121. Man, she’s leaving Finn, what kind of a friend is she?
  122. Dude, Luke’s been hiding for decades, he can wait until Finn wakes up.
  123. or not.
  124. Ok, so Life goes on.
  125. So this is where Luke has been hiding?
  126. Looks like the cliffs of Dover
  127. not that I’ve ever seen the cliffs of Dover.
  128. Or even been within 2,000 miles of the UK.
  129. Man, that’s some hike.
  130. Her calves must be burning.
  131. or not.
  132. Walking around in sand since the age of 5 would probably be beneficial like that.
  133. Cloaked figure = probably a Bad Guygiphy-46.gif
  134. Nope, it’s Luke.
  135. So it’s Luke who’s ‘scruffy-looking’ now.
  136. Is he going to say something?
  137. his hand looks so weird
  138. AND THAT THE END?!?!?!?!?!?
  139. WOW
  140. I’ve got to see this movie again.

There you have it, my reactions to the movie, I hope you all were able to follow along.  STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS is an awesome movie and being able to see it  in theatres was AWESOME.

That is to say I was my usual, slightly spastic self and my brother who was sitting next to me was thoroughly annoyed at the live version of this post, because while I didn’t say the entire 220 part long list, I did squee and whisper a fair bit (I was quiet though so I doubt too many people heard).

Between this and Jurassic World I don’t think he’ll ever want to go to the movies with me again. 😦

What was your reactions to the movie? Comment below, I’d love to hear them.

May the Force Be With You.

-Maddy C.giphy-47.gif

 

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