STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS – Reactions to the Movie Part 1 (STAR WARS: The Blog Strikes Back post 1)

Happy Valentine’s Day Fanpeople! Maddy C. here!  And for all of you poor people who haven’t yet seen STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS,

You are missing out! Seriously, it’s an awesome movie.  and of course being in the wonderful, geeky family that is mine, we all dressed up:

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(I’m Han Solo in case you haven’t guessed yet [WHO’S SCRUFFY LOOKING?])

Anyway, This is the first of a new series of posts on anything and everything STAR WARS Affectionatly titled:

STAR WARS: THE BLOG STRIKES BACK

Today’s post is a reaction post; (basically what exactly went through my head during the movie [of the year!]), Enjoy!

 

  1. AHHHHHHH!
  2. AHHHHHHHHHH!
  3. They started it just like the first movies!!!!giphy-13
  4. What.
  5. Ok, background knowledge, this is good.
  6. Ooh He’s cute.giphy-39.gif
  7. Is he gonna be the next Luke Skywalker?
  8. I take it all back, BB-8 is the cutest thing ever.giphy-22
  9. Run.
  10. RUN.
  11. THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU! STOP STARING AND RUN!
  12. Good, you’ve finally got your but moving Po.
  13. What good is a spherical robot going to do as your copilot/onboard mechanic?giphy-30.gif
  14. Aaaaaand there’s no way to get off the planet.
  15. Are you going to run into the desert now?
  16. Nope.
  17. SHOOT THE CLONES!
  18. You just shot someones buddy!
  19. They were probably best friends since ever.
  20. And that death was so not fair, something’s totally going to happen with that poor storm trooper.
  21. I wonder if the bloody handprint is going to stay there for the whole movie?
  22. Uh oh.
  23. Here come’s the head baddie.giphy-40.gif
  24. That ship is awesome.
  25. Despite being a part of the First Order.
  26. Is he going to kill the old guy?
  27. So he’s not going to kill the old guy, he’s going to torture him.
  28. And he killed him.
  29. Wow.
  30. Wait what?
  31. So he can just stop a blast with the force?
  32. Or is he just going to leave it hovering there of all eternity?
  33. Oh you snarky thing you, *winks at Poe*
  34. Oh great, now the pilot is going to get tortured.
  35. And OF COURSE they kill everyone in the village.
  36. Somethings definitely up with that one dude.
  37. So he’s not going to kill any of the defenceless villagers?
  38. Dude, at least pretend to shoot at them, you’re gonna be found out.
  39. Staring will get you found out too.
  40. Too late.
  41. Ok, so he’s not dead, (Despite staring creepily at the head bad dude)
  42. Who’s this?
  43. Whomever it is, their outfit is vaguely sandpeopleish.giphy-9.gif
  44. Wait, are we back on Tatooine?
  45. Hey it’s Rey!
  46. Ok, she’s awesome.
  47. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STAR DESTROYERS HERE?
  48. WHAT HAPPENED.
  49. Man, Rey is awesome and she lugs stuff around just like I would.
  50. I wish I could make bread by adding powder to water.
  51. HA! Called it, he’s got to be the new Luke Skywalker of the Resistance!
  52. I have never been more terrified of the Dark Side than now.
  53. But you have to admit, it’s kinda cool.
  54. Oh great, it’s not only cool, it’s effective.
  55. This guy again.
  56. Awww, he’s obviously traumatized.giphy-36.gif
  57. I wonder what type of therapy Storm Troopers are eligible for?
  58. What’s up with this silver chick?
  59. FN2187, what kind of name is that?
  60. Ha! Poe agrees with me!
  61. Every time I hear Poe, I think of two things, Kung Fu Panda and Edgar Allen Poe.giphy-42.gif
  62. And now overtime I hear Finn, I think ‘The Name’s Finn, Finn McMissile’ *Unknown.jpeg
  63. There is some serious bromance going on here.
  64. They are adorable.
  65. Poe, listen to your friend
  66. WHAT?
  67. He’s dead?
  68. NOOOO POOOOE!
  69. I thought he would be a little more important to the plot to die so quickly.
  70. WHAT IS THAT SAND MADE OF?
  71. I feel you Finn, walking in sand is exhausting.
  72. But wouldn’t be slightly more practical to just take all of your armour off at once, rather than tearing it all off leaving a handy path for the First Order to find you?
  73.  Wow, Rey is Awesome.
  74. And now they’re together, running for their lives.
  75. What a great first date.
  76. Aww! Finn, holding hands with your new crush is so Adorable!giphy-1.gif
  77. IT’S THE MILLENNIUM FALCON
  78. IT’S BEAUTIFUL!
  79. Wait, since when is the Millennium Falcon junk?
  80. And why is it in a junk yard?

 

End Part One.

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May the Force be With You

-Maddy C.

*Cars 2 anyone?*

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